I was sitting quietly in one of my usual IRC channels when – all of a sudden – one of my fellow operators, know as Sakura-, offered upon us a url to a JPEG file. Since he usually provides us with entertaining pictures, I – like many others of the channel – clicked on the link. When our browsers opened up, we were all shocked. Was the image displayed before us real?!?

Morris was the first to snap out of his shock and stated “DUDE! You Saturn’s gone gay!” Segadult soon followed with “it really is the most homosexual Sega Saturn I’ve ever seen.” Indeed, it was even the most homosexual Saturn I have ever seen… and, sir, I’ve seen a LOT of Saturns. What evil lurks in the heart of this twisted fiend known as Sakura-? Who knows. We do know he plays a LOT of Dance Dance Revolution and we DO have this photo from our archive. How far will this sick, sadistic bastard go? God only knows. The one thought that comes to my mind is a quote from Ruby from Lunar: Eternal Blue: “Can you say sad-o-mas-o-chist?”

If you dare, click the image to the right to see Sakura-‘s Saturn. Poor, poor Saturn…