This from our old correspondent Professor K (who resembles the ‘real’ Professor K over there to the right quite a bit):
- Hey Chakan! I be writtin’ to tell youz all about this guy I met down by the beasch. He wuz about 5 and a quartah and he was wearin’ a cool Sonic tee, right? Well, I goes up to him to say “hey mon, how’s it goin bruddah?” and he looks and me and goes “OH MY GOD, IT’S PROFESSOR K!” and passes out on me, mon!
After I got him ’round again, I tell him “I’m not THE Professor K, I’m Professor K at SegaFans, mon!” and he’s like “Oh, I went there once. They didn’t have no ISOs, so I left.” So’s I tellz him to get wit da program, right mon? And he tellz me that I should ‘Stuff it, I ain’t got time to read reviews from people who pft play a game longer than 5 minutes [unlike this guy, right? – Chakan]. Hell, I don’t have time for forums, either. So suck off.”
I went to tell him off, but he disappeared into the wind like, like… the wind, riiight?
Damn, Proff…. better luck next time. And as thanks for spreadin’ the word, now you get your job back! Expect more from Prof. K in the future… I wonder what all of my other old correspondents are doing… Hrm…